Dad: “How were the exam questions?”
Eva: “Easy. But the answers were tough.”
Joe: I lost my dog.
May: Why don’t you put an ad in the newspaper?
Joe: It’s ridiculous. He can’t read.
Ballet student: Why do all the students here dance on their tiptoes?
Teacher: That’s how we dance here.
Ballet student: Why don’t you get taller students?
Alfred: Why do witches ride brooms?
Angela: Because vacuum cleaners are too heavy to fly.
Mrs. Lee: How many years have you been married?
Mrs. Lin: More than ten years.
Mrs. Lee: You must have many things in common, then.
Mrs. Lin: Only one. That is, we got married on the same day.