Sod swimming with sexually deviant dolphins in the Pacific. Or visiting a bunch of shit rocks in Peru. The more off-than-on Northern Lights can take a hike as well.
As any natural-born nihilist knows, it’s what you choose not to do before you’re dead that counts in the end.
Avoiding trips to the loo at Glastonbury or the loo at the home of Oscar Pistorius would be a pretty good start.
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